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incest is the best put your sister to the test 

:) :) :) :) :) pie
:) :) :) :) :) bananas

the best part of you dribbled down the crack of your mother's ass 

Indicates a person that completely and totally screws everything up all the time.
You dropped the brewskies on the way in to the partay? the best part of you dribbled down the crack of your mother's ass.

The best compliment your old man can get

To Be Hung Like An Arab Stallion


Now that's hung
That's bigger than life!!

International give your best friend a kiss on the cheek day 

He/she are your best friend, do you seriously need an explanation? GO KISS THEM ON THE CHEEK
karl walks in, Joy jumps on him and gives him a kiss, and does he, then they scream HAPPY INTERNATIONAL GIVE YOUR BEST FRIEND A KISS ON THE CHEEK DAY!

National beat the living fuck out of your best friend day 

I can’t wait for National beat the living fuck out of your best friend day!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026