smurf your turf

A phrase which can mean almost anything. It can be used sexually or just as a good question.

Ay bitch, lemme smurf your turf
I love it when you smurf my turf

by ryno smalls March 15, 2008

my smurf, your peak

quite literally the most devastating insult one could lob in voice chat at their sh*t teammates in ranked videos games like R6, Valorant, LOL, Rocket League, Chess. It implies that the speakers “f*ck around” or “smurf” account thats only played on casually is ranked better than the enemy/shit teammates real account is ranked at its peak.

teammate: “that was a bad play, look at your aim , you’re dogwater”

you: “ my smurf, your peak ”

by Crouch Guy August 24, 2023