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June 9th, "Send your Girlfriend pictures of your Dick and Ass Day" 

June 9th is the day of each year that every man (or person with both a dick and an ass), who also posesses a female significant other, sends her a picture of their dick and ass. It can be separate, or together, but both the dick and ass must be photographed and sent on this day, if mentioned.
GF; "Hey babe, do you know what day it is?"
BF; "Yea, it's June 9th. What's so special about it?"
GF; "Today is June 9th, "Send your Girlfriend pictures of your Dick and Ass Day""
BF; "Well, shit, let me get to taking pictures then!"
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National post pictures of your best friends day 

Post pictures of your best friends!
yeah it’s National post pictures of your best friends day

taking pictures with your eyes.

When you get so high that you can see pictures in your eyes. When each movement is in slow motion and each move you make is a picture.
"Damn bro. This weed is so good "

"looks like you're "taking pictures with your eyes."

International send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day

On this auspicious day it is customary for one to provide your ailing boyfriend with nakkey pictures, to cheer him up from his wallowing misery.
Person one: Alas, it is October 18th, and my body is ailing, please bestow upon me

pictures of your nakkey self, I shall cherish them.

Person two: of course my beloved.

Because it is October 18th (international send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day) this is a normal interaction.

taking your picture 

When a hot female intentionally sits on a chair with her legs spread very wide to cause her target to stare with a shit-eating grin.
Look out now Fats, that fox in the short skirt is taking your picture.

paint your picture 

Masturbate to ejaculate on a picture of somebody
Do I look hot in this selfie?
Yeah, I'd paint your picture. Wanna see?

I herd you liek your profile picture 

Phrase. Can only be used in the instance were someone on a social networking site has a Mudkip as their profile picture.
Person 1: I herd you liek Mudkipz.
Person 2: No, "I herd you liek your profile picture" should be used in this instance you noob.