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Your auntie sniff pantie 

The worst roast to ever exist

When it is said the space time continuum collapses in on itself
Carl: your mum gay
Josh: don’t make me do it

Carl: Do it
Josh your auntie sniff pantie

The universe gets ripped apart

Your Auntie eat Pantie 

Worse one of them all, implying your Aunt is a lesbian who eats women's underwear. Never to be used, unless absolutely needed, or else there WILL be consequences.
Ron: Your mom gay
Jim: Your dad lesbian!
Ron: your granny tranny!
Jim: your Grandpap a TRAP!
Ron: your sister a MISTER!
Jim: your BROTHER is a MOTHER!
Ron: you asked for it... YOUR AUNTIE EAT PANTIE!!!
God: (sweating) holy fuck ...
(Planet earth implodes)

your auntie a thotie

Worse then your mom gay, your dad a lesbian and your granny a tranny. Don't use this unless you absolutely need to
Carl: your mom gay

Tim: your dad lesbian

Carl : your granny tranny

Tim: your auntie a thotie

Carl then dies, goes to the fourth dimension, dies there and becomes the devils fuck slave

Sucks to your Auntie 

Another way of saying, "Yo MAMA!" or "Yo FACE!" but a tad bit classier and intelligent as this phrase appears in the novel by William Golding, 'Lord of the Flies.' Also can be used for "Sucks to your ass-mar!" also a famous phrase from 'Lord of the Flies'
Girl: "Ew, you're so ugly!"
British guy: "Sucks to your auntie!"

Guy: "Damn! I lost to a level 3 noob again!"
British guy: "Sucks to your auntie!"

Bob’s your auntie’s live-in lover 

A updated version of "Bob's your uncle" that more accurately depicts the level of divorce in the modern world.

Definition: "there you go/it will be done and sorted"
to run a ps2 game you put in in the games console and bob's your anutie's live-in lover

call your auntie to dinner 

Something you should always do right away. Comes from olden-times when families all lived together. Typically the auntie was the most upset if not called to dinner.
"Man I gotta call in to work & check my schedule."

"Yeah better call your auntie to dinner!"