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Your aunt a croissant 

The insult to end all insults. The must destructive insult known to mankind, this insult can shake the universe to its very core and should only be used in times of extreme need.
Billy: ur mom gay
James: ur dad lesbian
Billy: ur granny tranny
James: ur grandpap a trap
Billy: ur sister a mister
James: ur brother ur mother
Billy: your aunt a croissant
James: *gets sent to the deepest and darkest realm of the abyss, wiped from existence*

Your aunt/uncle genderfluid 

Chaotic-evil. No other insult can top this one. Every time someone says this, the person they say it to has a 1000000% chance of going to hell. No way around it.
Matt: ur mum gai
Brandon: your dad lesbian
Matt: dont make me fucking say it
Brandon: do it pussy
Matt: your aunt/uncle genderfluid
Brandon: *engulfed by flames. Satan himself rises out of a nearby sewer and takes him.*

Your Aunt a thot 

An insult that tops "Your mom gay, your dad Lesbian, your granny tranny, your gandpap a trap, etc.
Liam: Your granny tranny and your grandpap a trap.
Dave: I didn't want to have to do this.
Dave: Your Aunt a thot.
Lian: *dies from severe hear attack"

your aunt homo 

Meaning your aunt is a homosexual man

Saying this word makes a fucking star thats bigger than the sun and you become a fucking other living being

The last person who said has become a fucking super sayan.
John: your mom gay
Anthony: dont make me say it

John:ur dad lesbian
Anthony:your aunt homo

*Anthony becomes a glowing white human fiqure with the ability to fucking one punch anything and Johns send flying to 10000km away.*

Your aunt a croissant 

The deflection of 'Your grandpap a trap'
Jim - Your Grandpap a trap
Me - Your Aunt a croissant
Jim - O FUK

Your Aunt Sally 

The next, next, next level of the your mum, your face jokes. THE ULTIMATE TRUMP. It means a win no matter what...
Person 1: You suck
Person 2: Your face sucks
Person 1: Your mum sucks
Person 2: Your mum's face sucks
Person 1: Your Aunt Sally Sucks
Person 2: I don't have an aunt sally
Person 1: you do now
*progresses into full scale riot*
Riot Police: In the name of Aunt Sally Stop
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Random: WhO tHe HeLl ArE?!?!?!
Me: Your aunt sally
Your Aunt Sally by Sally, Aunt Sally December 15, 2008

Your aunt a croissant 

The final blow to end the long battle. Only wielded by the most intellectual of all beings in the known multiverse. Would have been a quicker end to Thanos.
P1: your mom giey
P2 your dad lesbain

P1: your sistr a mistr

P2: your bruther your muther

P1: your granni tranni

P2: your grandpap-a-trap

P1: your ancestorz incestorz

P2: your family reunion homosexuel communion

P1: your family tree LGBT
P2: your neece obese
P1: your speces feces
P2: your genus penus

P1: YOUR AUNT A CROISSANT
P2: *dies*