Everyone knew to avoid the conspiracy-spewing moron at the end of the bar, except the one guy looking for a fight. He came up behind him and said "Is that a chimp on your shoulder, or did you offer Tucker Carlson a piggyback?"
by Monkey's Dad August 8, 2021
Having a monkey on your back and a chip on your shoulder.
Everyone knew to avoid the conspiracy-addled lout at the end of the bar, except the one guy looking for a fight, who came up behind him and said "Is that a chimp on your shoulder, or did you offer Tucker Carlson a piggyback?"
by Monkey's Dad August 22, 2021
Friend 2 :I was at a girls house last night, and I couldn't get it up.
Friend 2:Dude you were totally gaming with your head on your shoulders.
Friend 2:Dude you were totally gaming with your head on your shoulders.
by Todoroki_is_my_dad August 20, 2021