You lose, good day sir 

An expression used at any random time to indicate epic fail, derived from Gene Wilder's line in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

Brigitte: I read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse.

Me: You lose, good day sir!

You lose, good day sir by cacaivette December 20, 2007

you get them how you lose them 

It’s basically means if a cheats on his gf with you he is most likely to cheat on you with a new girl

kamyrn : he said our secret relationship stays between us

me : okay but if he cheat on her what makes you think he gon stay loyal to you , you ain’t neve heard of you get them how you lose them ?

you get them how you lose them by jhenéaikobootyholehairs January 26, 2022

you snooze, you lose

an expression which states that anyone will miss out on a great opportunity if they don't remain aware or open to communication.

"I tried to call you about those concert tickets, but there was no answer...guess you were still crashed out.... so I took Marsha instead.
We had an awesome time, both at the show AND afterwards! :)"

"oh well, you snooze you lose I guess."

you snooze, you lose by hipster February 5, 2005

heads i win, tails you lose 

An annoying trick that your best friend likes to pull on you, hoping that you won't realize that both outcomes are in their favor

Let's flip a coin, heads I win, tails you lose

heads i win, tails you lose by ThunderSpider July 23, 2017

YOLOSELAMOFO 

Acronym for You Only Live Once So Eat Like A Mother Fucker. Used to rationalize any overeating decision or the decision to eat something clearly not on any prescribed healthy diet like "Everything Hash Browns" at a Denny's in San Francisco.

Before I walk into the Old Country Buffet and hunker down on an entire sleeve of Meat Loaf I always assuage my feelings of guilt by remembering YOLOSELAMOFO.

YOLOSELAMOFO by Poop$ January 15, 2013

Wow, you lose! 

A phrase from an old NES game called Bokasuka Wars (which is regarded as the worst game ever by many). Whenever the player lost the game (which was quite often), the words "WOW, YOU LOSE" appaeared on-screen.

Player: *loses game*
Game: WOW, YOU LOSE!

Wow, you lose! by ShadowMan February 15, 2004

Even when you win you lose 

Is a moment when a person has beaten the odds but has still lost for not seeing the bigger picture.

Shorten version(s): EWUWUL / WBL

You have lost this battle.
You have defeated only a small portion of our army.
Even when you win you lose.

Even when you win you lose by BrokenDragon April 20, 2016