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Who told you to put the balm on? 

A response to someone who does something that undermines a perfectly devious strategy, taken from the words of Jackie Childs from Seinfeld when Kramer put balm on his thighs which cured the burns from a hot cup of coffee, thus thwarting their strategy to sue for permanent disfigurement.
I set up a fake meeting in my calendar so I wouldn't have to go to the staff meeting, then you screwed it up by suggesting we push the staff meeting back an hour. Who told you to put the balm on?
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I love you to the moon and back 

A quote from the children's book "Guess How Much I Love You", meant to express that one loves another person more than they can imagine.
"I love you up to the moon," said Little Nutbrown Hare.

"Oh, that's far," said Big Nutbrown Hare. "That is very, very far." Big Nutbrown Hare settled Little Nutbrown Hare into his bed of leaves.

He leaned over and kissed him goodnight. Then he lay down close by and whispered with a smile, "I love you to the moon and back."

I Love You To The Moon And Back 

It means to have deep feelings for someone in a special way to show appreciation to him/her.
I love you to the moon and back D.M you are the love of my life and i always want you to know that you are my universe it's self you spin round and round deep in my heart and soul i will and forever love you 1.4.16.

love you to pieces 

To love someone very much, beyond words. To feel overwhelmed by love for that person.
You: I am always here for you, whatever you need.
Me: I just love you to pieces.
love you to pieces by elkay42 February 27, 2016

put you to sleep 

Put you to sleep is when you fuck someone so hard they pass out.
I can't wait to put you to sleep tonight.

get you to the moon 

get you to the moon means you will never give up on that person. through thick and thin.
i’ll get you to the moon.

love you to bits 

I love EVERY LITTLE BIT...of you. All your parts and pieces, completely....Without holding back.
As if dividing you into the smallest possible pieces, I would love every bit and piece of you.
Honey, I love you to bits! You are my best friend, my soul mate...I cannot imagine life without you.
love you to bits by BLSNAP65 December 5, 2013