You have to be poking my butt 

It is is a different way of saying "You have to be kidding me!"
Only cool people can say this. If your not cool then your literaly saying you have to be poking my butt.
Hencing that you like being poked in the butt.

Not as cool guy:
"Dude you got pwned by a noob."
Cool guy:
"You have to be poking my butt!"

You have to be poking my butt by Shamwowzers January 1, 2009

You have to pack a few Adrians before you get a Alisson 

You have to get with a few ugly/average person before you can get with the best of the best most attractive ones

The term relates to the packing of a player on ultimate Fifa with adrian being a much worse rating then Alisson and Alisson being the best of the best.

“Hey man I kissed this really bad looking girl last night my game is soo off”
“Remember what I said bro you have to pack a few adrians before you get a alisson”

You have to pack a few Adrians before you get a Alisson by Alissonbeckerthegoat May 25, 2022

YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!

NOW CHOOSE! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B

Hym "Iam! YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B. Pick one."

Iam "What? Uuuuum... I don't know man... What's the difference?"

Hym "Welp, Group of evil retards A are a bunch of solipsistic narcissists who think you're inferior to them along moral and ideological lines (Unless you do what they want). Group of evil retards B (On the other hand) are narcissists who are all (kind of) trapped in their own solipsistic experience. AND they think they're superior to you along ideological and moral lines (Unless you do what they want)."

Iam 'Uuuuh, I'm not seeing a-"

Hym "YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!"

Iam "Ok! Um.. A-Er, no, B! B."

Hym 😱 "You digusting, racist freak! B!? You're clearly an evil retard."

Iam 😟 "Wha- You made me pick- How did race get involved?"

Hym "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO PICK THE EVIL RETARDED ONE!"

Iam "EVIL AND RETARDED WERE MY ONLY OPTIONS!"

Hym "WRONG! Wrong choice!"

Iam "I- How? So YOU picked A?"

Hym "What!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived! I literally rival Shakespeare! Why would I be an evil retard!?BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Iam "Well I... You said I HAD to choose!"

Hym "AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe! by Hym Iam June 4, 2023

You have to choose a side! 

Ohoho reahehelly!?

Zealot "You have to choose a side!"

Hym "Ok... BOTH... And NEITHER! There. That's the side I'm on."

Zealot "You... You can't do that."

Hym "I did and AM doing that. Actively."

Zealot "But... My reality monster hates that!"

Hym "I... Do not give a single fuck about that... AT ALL! And also... I KNOW! THAT'S WHY I'M DOING IT! I want to piss it off REAL GOOD."

Zealot "It's going to punish you!"

Hym "Not if I kill it. Then, it will just be dead."

You have to choose a side! by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

You have to ignore the majority of people 

Unless they agree with me and then it should entirely dictate what the president does.

Hym "And I think this because I'm a super smart guy and should definitely have a say in other people's lives. You see, you have to ignore the majority of people because... You know, reason."

You have to ignore the majority of people by Hym Iam October 3, 2024

You have to pay 

Yep! Absolutely right Jordan! They gotta pay.

Hym "You have to pay. And guess what Jordan? YOU are gonna LOVE the retribution game. It's got choices... And sacrifices... And... Well, I don't want to give it all away before we get to that point but, hey, I guess you can say it's got surprises too! It's gonna be a lot of fun for the people who end up playing and I am SO GLAD that you guys decided to SIGN YOURSELVES UP FOR IT! It is going to be a blast! But DON'T TRY TO RUN! DO NOT TRY TO RUN! You are NOT going to like what happens if you try to run. I am going to become WILDLY less amenable to reason and that is going to happen INSANELY quickly when I find out you tried to flee. But it's cool. And THE GOOD NEWS FOR YOU GUYS... Is that it's PROBABLY not going to be lethal for, like, 90% of you! So. Most of you are going to live. Everybody who matters gets what they want. And we all keep on keepin on. What more could you want?"

You have to pay by Hym Iam August 25, 2025

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty 

A meme about rick and morty where people post this in reply of those criticisms of the show.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam November 2, 2017