Marry You Hard

To marry someone with such force that they are blown away with how much love you have for them. They are blown away and have no choice but to marry you for the rest of there life.

Tyler - I'm going to Marry You Hard!
Mechiel - Oh my goodness!!

by bangsop September 7, 2014

fuck you hard

Beating like an African drum

Cara, I wanna fuck you so hard!!!

by Ice March 25, 2003

fuck you hard

A diss like "fuck you", but much harsher!

Bob: "I like Canada"
Steve: "I hate Canada"
Bob: "FUCK YOU HARD!!!"

by Vinnie February 21, 2004

giving you hard shit

When you want to say "giving you a hard time" or "giving you shit" but you accidentally combine the two sayings

That dress does make you look fat, I'm just giving you hard shit

by leaf337 April 29, 2015

Whatever gets you hard

This basically means that you can do whatever you want

(Another way of saying you do you)

Guy 1: “I’m going to leave ok?”
Guy 2: “ Whatever gets you hard, man!”

by Kanye_supporter5 November 9, 2023

Giving you a hard time

Giving someone shit; also a double entendre

Dude 1: Man, this chick was giving me so much shit last night...
Dude 2: One could say she was giving you a hard time. ;)

by The Cherry-Popper February 5, 2011

Anything's a dildo if you try hard enough

Meaning if you really really really want, you could shove anything up your rectum or vagina. If you're horny enough, you can (and will) use anything as a masturbatory tool.

You were masturbating with a pizza? How is that even possible???
- Anything's a dildo if you try hard enough!

by Desmond G. April 11, 2014