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its my do you have 

its my do you have is an ancient religion that has been hidden from the public eye for too long. we are bringing it back. on the count of 3, everyone say ITS MY DO YOU HAVE
*parachute guy

its my do you have

Do you know my dad? 

A vague question one asks angry, deep-voiced British skiers after being told not to give someone the stick. Usually answered by a baritone note.
Snowjob: "DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!"

Kid #1: "We're sorry-"

Kid #2: "Do you know my dad?"

Snowjob: "WOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!"

DO YOU LIKE MY SONG????? 

DO YOU LIKE MY SONG????? 😔

do you catch my drift 

do you understand the words that are comming out of my mouth?
So her momma steps in and things got out of control... do you catch my drift?

do you like my hat?

What a guy who's wearing a hat, especially an impressive-looking hat,typically asks of someone.
I ran into Mike,Wade,Eric,Pat,Gary,Tony,Todd,Musa,Brock,and Scott the other day--they were all wearing hats like deerstalkers,plain snowhats,and cowboy hats--and they each asked of me,"Do you like my hat?" Of course I said yes-very impressive headgear!
do you like my hat? by JMC70 November 28, 2016

do you want my foot up your ass 

when someone is acting or being stupid and you get mad this is what comes out of your mouth
why are you being an idiot, do you want my foot up your ass