i love you like a brother 

The single most insulting phrase you can hear from a girl. Meaning that you have no chance of ever getting any from them.

Girl: "I love you like a brother"
Boy: "wtf! stfu."

i love you like a brother by Anonymous Passenger April 1, 2007

I love you like a brother 

Something you say to someone that you care so much about but, you dont think of them in a sexual way. The words that most guys find insulting, especially if they have loved you , but not as a sister, and will never think of you like a sister. This creates a lot of tension and heartbreak.

Lindsay: Actaully, I love you like a brother
Jordan: Well i'm never going to think of you like a sister so stop saying that to me.
Lindsay: Why not? Aren't I important to you?
Jordan: I will never think of you like that so stop trying.

I love you like a brother by raee.xx October 25, 2008

love you like a brother 

A phrase commonly used by girls to blow off guys they are friends with or dating. It is especially painful for the latter, due to the fact that they have often sacrificed a lot and strong feelings for the girl.

Girl: I'm sorry I haven't been talking to you...I think I love you like a brother.
Boy: I have nothing...#crushed

love you like a brother by gravedanger March 20, 2012

i love you like a brother 

A very sweet and endearing phrase that simply means what is says

"You know I love you like a brother" "And I love you like sister"

i love you like a brother by Friend of the Endless April 13, 2007

have you thy oats brother 

when you've lost your oats and you need some more, so you ask, "have you thy oats brother?"

Jim: have you thy oats brother?
Robbie: I have consumed thy oats. Sorry brother.
Jim: arghGHHGHGHGHGHGHGHHHGHGH oats are good. you are bad. goodbye.

have you thy oats brother by samves January 20, 2017

imma get my brother on you 

A term used in the hood when a weaker person, like a ghetto ass kid or a ghetto ass female is getting messed with or getting ready to fight with an older/stronger man and need to call their older brother to fight you. Other variations include “Just wait till I call my brother” or “I’ll get my insert older male relative on you”

Me - “Keisha you acting like a nigga, but if I treat you like one imma be in the wrong.”
Keisha - “If you touch me imma get my brother on you.”
Me - “I don’t give a fuck abt your pussy ass brother, I’d slap him too”

imma get my brother on you by Bitches_Be_Bonkers August 16, 2023

you're my brother, I love you 

When you're having a heated fight with the clone of your brother, you should let him know you love him.

"Shiro, please. You're my brother, I love you."

you're my brother, I love you by tiddypad June 25, 2018