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ages, yonks

Slang. Adjective. Describes a long duration of time, normally when that length of time seems insignificant, or unlikely to ever eventuate.
An extention of the Aussie slang, yonks.
"That was yonkles ago! Get over it"

"I'm not 18 for yonkles!"
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a word that is used for a colourful way to say "yes" or a word for any part of the body which grandparents would refer to as "naughty"
- are you a fan of the meat pie?
- yonkles mate
- oh yes please! touch my yonkles
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