A local villager that doesn’t like ‘outsiders’ entering ‘their village’ usually believes in barmy stories that the authorities tell them, without applying any logical thinking or common sense. Enter the village at your own risk.
Lanky Yokel: Of course it’s possible for someone to drown in a shallow river and go unnoticed by ‘expert’ divers, sonar, sniffer dogs, drones, and members of the public for 23 days and of course it’s possible for an inaminate object to move against the tide.

Lanky yokel: it doesn’t mattet if a crime has been committed if the family are happy with the verdict.
by MB_NB July 9, 2023
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A local villager that doesn’t like ‘outsiders’ entering ‘their village’ usually believes everything that the authorities tell them, without applying any logical thinking or common sense. Enter the village at your own risk.
Lanky Yokel: Of course it’s possible for someone to drown in a shallow river and go unnoticed by ‘expert’ divers, sonar, sniffer dogs, drones, and members of the public for 23 days.
by MB_NB July 9, 2023
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people from a rural area set in their ways
lets go to Kentucky, where the backwoods yokels will cook ya a squirrel stew and religiously oppress you.
by PrefectDJ October 21, 2015
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