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2. yoder
derivative from Amish-Dutch:

1. To recount a story with excessive inclusion of marginal details
2. Close reading with copious marginalia or other forms of note organization within the text, bordering on the excessive

1. "I was at the party and got stuck talking to this girl for 20 minutes while she yodered on and on about her summer vacation."

2. "I should have looked at that used textbook before i got it; the previous owner had yodered all over it."
1. yoder
To spend an extremely long time (30+ minutes) on the toilet having a bowel movement. This could be due to not eating enough fiber or trying to avoid work for an extended period of time.
Employee 1: Have you seen Ben recently.
Employee 2: No, he's probably taking a yoder somewhere.
Employee 1: Dammit, we're supposed to have a meeting in 5 minutes.
3. Yoder
When someone does something completely and utterly retarded. A "Yoder" cannot be explained by logic, but by only shouting out, "Damn, what a fuckin Yoder."
When your drunk and tell a kid to take you and your keg back to your dorm room. Him being sober, reasonably comprehends he cannot bring a keg of beer into a dorm room but follows his friends directions without any discretion. "Damn what a Yoder."
by Ryan Jul 12, 2004 add a video
4. Yoder
Moron
by anonymous Oct 20, 2003 add a video
5. Yoder
Someone in power of authority such as a states attorney,police officer,judge,etc. who willfully and knowingly protects a criminal by doing unethical misconduct,corruption,bribery,theft of documents or evidence,etc.
The states attorney did a Yoder on me becuase he wanted to protect the criminal who robbed me from legal action
6. yoder
n-Another name for a penis
Dude, I can see your yoder
by max Jan 29, 2005 add a video
7. yoder
1. The area where the shaft of the penis meets the scrotum. Also known as the lorum.
2. The shaft of the penis.
"I can't believe he got his yoder pierced. But... he says it feels good..."
shaft dank dick cock lorum
by PBH Jan 22, 2007 add a video
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