"You'll obviously die after"
Used after someone wants to experience a YOLO situation
1. A: Dude, im totally going to jump that bridge, YOLO!

B: There's rocks down there bro, YODA

2. A: I think i might ask out Sarah.. YOLO!

B: She's a no go man, i think she has herpes.. YODA!
by Keizdawg4 March 27, 2012
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To reply to a message with an image or other reference to the Star Wars character Yoda, as a way of mockingly pointing out that the message is redundant and the content has been seen before. This is usually only relevant to a public forum, in response to people who have reposted content which has already been posted, in order to mock them for not noticing that the content had previously been posted.

Origins: In fall of 2005, Shay Pierce observed two people send out the same video of Yoda rapping twice within two days to the "Not-work-related" e-mail list at his place of employment, Midway Studios Austin. Several days later, there was a separate occurrence of the same thing: one person sent out a news article which had been sent out days before. Shay responded sarcastically, saying "That's awesome... hey have you seen this video of Yoda rapping?" This began a running gag that continues to this day: anyone sending a repetitive e-mail risks being publicly yodaed. (Today the yodaing is usually done simply by pasting some image of Yoda, preferably in a "rapping" or "dancing" context.)
"Dude, that video of the Weird Al music video has been sent out three times now. I'm going to yoda this guy so hard."

"Why was I yodaed?" "Because that video of the spiders on crack was posted twice already, moron."
by Shay Pierce June 4, 2007
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Yoda is a master of “The Force” and is capable of incredible feats. Although at nine hundred years old he was able to do incredible jumps and is able to wield a lightsaber with great skill. Master Yoda is also well known for his great wisdom. Which he uses on the troubled Jedi Anakin Skywalker (Episode III Revenge of the Sith). He is also famous for riding on backs of notable heros such as Chewbacca and Luke Skywalker. He was wise beyond his years. He eventually died of old age (Episode VI Return of the Jedi). Yoda’s last words were, “Luke, do not underestimate the powers of the Emperor, or suffer your father’s fate, you will. Luke, when gone am I, the last of the Jedi, will you be. Pass on what you have learned.”
Yoda is one of the most powerful Jedi of the Jedi Order ever.
by Darth Krayt October 4, 2010
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A short, small green creature who believes that nearly everything in the world is a path to the dark side. Subsequently, he is also the most powerful member of the Jedi Counsil
Yoda: The path to the dark side, women are

Random Jedi Knight: Screw this, I'm goin to the dark side and finding some hunnies!!
by Littlej45 July 30, 2008
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Yoda started the order in about 20000 years after the order was started, he had one of the most highest medi chlorian count of most jedi -save a few of them back in the day and Anakin- but all in all he was powerful, when he was in his younger years(100-300) he had commanded a few fleets to attack in the Vorzyyd cluster and during that battle he had summoned a force storm large enough to cover an enemy planet in complete darkness and force lightning. now thats a jedi master, he had trained 100's of students including Dooku and a little of obi-wan kenobi and a little of luke skywalker.
I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!! hahahahah about star wars anyway.. my bad
by Yoda March 30, 2004
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Acronym for "You Only Die, Actually"
"What does the barrel of a gun look like from the business end?"

"YODA"
by Pants88 April 26, 2013
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A whill he is. Green he is. Exiled on Dagobah in his twilight years he is. Strong in the Force he is. The best Muppet in a billion galaxies he is. Sounds like Fozzie Bear he does, not surprising which is voiced by Frank Oz he is because. More to say I need not, hmmmm?
Yoda. Jedi Master. The hottest little green thing on two legs.
by Fearman November 22, 2007
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