The religion in which you worship Almud, the great white yeti. He built New Israel on top of the Himalayan mountains. He protects all from Dabrickajondontavius, the evil black unicorn. He welcomes all with open arms if you make the pilgrimage to New Israel.
Hey, wanna go to church with me Sunday?
Nah, I'm making the pilgrimage to New Israel to convert to Yetiiism.
New Israel?
Yeah, you know where Almud the Great White Yeti is. He protects us from Dabrickajondontavius, the evil black unicorn.
Nah, I'm making the pilgrimage to New Israel to convert to Yetiiism.
New Israel?
Yeah, you know where Almud the Great White Yeti is. He protects us from Dabrickajondontavius, the evil black unicorn.
by Almud, the Great White Yeti February 3, 2014