yeeting your meat

The action of one taking an axe or a sledgehammer and beating their schlong as hard as possible. It often makes even gay men moan in horniness. When you "yeet your meat" you beat it down with a sledgehammer or an axe. One often "yeets their meet" when their parents are not home and they are on incognito mode.

yeeting your meat: Johny was yeeting his meet on Saturday while his parents were not home. He moaned so loud he got the fish in the nearby lake so horny that they started to asexually reproduce, making for some extremely strange mutations in their offspring.

by Long w e e n boi November 8, 2019

yeet your meat

When one (typically a male) throws his dick across the room.

Dude don't yeet your meat right now, our parents are here!

by mariogirlgaming February 28, 2018

yeet your meat

when you yeet your dick so hard that you orgasm instantly

Mark: yo david did u yeet your meat after school
David: yea man i did it to minecraft porn

by icenuts October 2, 2018

schmeat yeet beat your meat yah

when schmeat yeets and beats your meat and it feels good from schmeat and your like yah

Schmeat Yeet Beat Your Meat Yah!!!

by schmeat yeet beat your meat ya March 21, 2017