A boy who plays Call of Duty and tells his mom to bring him energy drinks, then cussing her out for bringing him Red Bull instead of Monster, then cussing you out incorrectly for shooting him.
by Cracka531 May 22, 2014
A 9 year old is a wild beast. they can usually be found:
*Infesting Fortnite, trying to get a close-range kill with a sniper rifle.
*On Youtube, making a 5 subscribers special.
*Playing Minecraft, screaming ear-piercingly loud about how they found diamonds.
*Hiding in Roblox, waiting for someone to come out of the museum in jailbreak.
*Dabbing. this is actually the most common activity of the wily 9 year old.
*Trying to make friends on Animal jam, unaware that the game would be dead if national geographic didn't sponsor it.
*Infesting Fortnite, trying to get a close-range kill with a sniper rifle.
*On Youtube, making a 5 subscribers special.
*Playing Minecraft, screaming ear-piercingly loud about how they found diamonds.
*Hiding in Roblox, waiting for someone to come out of the museum in jailbreak.
*Dabbing. this is actually the most common activity of the wily 9 year old.
*Trying to make friends on Animal jam, unaware that the game would be dead if national geographic didn't sponsor it.
9 year old: hey, want to friend me in fortnite?
Average fortnite player (40 years old): Um... No.
9 year old: Then I'm gonna report you!
Average fortnite player (40 years old): Um... No.
9 year old: Then I'm gonna report you!
by KentuckyFriedDickin November 29, 2018
Billy:"Mommy, mommy, I'm a 9 year old now so I can play fortnite!"
Mom: " You're a disappointment and I hope you get aids."
Mom: " You're a disappointment and I hope you get aids."
by ReloadzzRenegade October 17, 2019
most toxic thing on planet earth
commonly found spending 69 hours a day playing fortnite boattle royale
commonly found spending 69 hours a day playing fortnite boattle royale
9 year old: OMG fuck shit cunt die motherfucker goddam die you useless bitch why wont you die omg i play fortnite and i have no braincells fuck shit dick ass
me: pulls out the child reppelent
me: pulls out the child reppelent
by just_a_normal_idiot September 3, 2021
A nine year old is a loyal follower of famous youtuber PewDiePie, and will give their life to save him from T-Bad.
by 9 Year Old Army ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) April 15, 2019