the soccer trick technician
he dreams up his own tricks and makes them look easy...
...or at least that's what he wants to think about himself
in reality, he sucks!!
actually he really doesn't but i'm just mad cause he embarrased me so bad i couldn't show my face in public for three days
i'm gonna take out your legs!!
Poor, poor defender: oh no here comes ya... damn he's already gone
Unfortunate defender 2: haha i can take you
Yaphi: (grins and shakes his head)
Unfortunate defender 2: ahhh! ahhh! how the hell did you just do that??? where did you go?? come back here!!!!
Yaphi: (says nothing, but is heard laughing in the distance)