wardsin' 

english-to lie compulsively about something in order to make yourself look cool, od hard.

dude are you wardsin' about getting with that girl?
josh just told me he stole 32 lexus' in cleveland, but he was in washington the whole time. i think he's wardsin' again.

wardsin' by D KATT April 25, 2006

Bloody Wards 

Phrase used by Norfolk locals when expressing surprise, shock or anger. Has been diluted to Bloody Wars by those living around or in the Norwich area.

Bloody Wards! I dint know that

Bloody Wards by Norfolk_Tractor_Girl July 15, 2010

Wardster 

one who is one with awesomeness, dark knight of salem, devourer of baconators, deliverer of america`s mail, karate kid watching, dre listening, rowdy regular of the shanty!

The Wardster can be found slinging awesomeness to the residents of Salem.

Wardster by awesomer than wardster February 3, 2010

WTARd 

Any poster on the Race Dezert forum who frequents the WTAR thread. These posters like to have fun in an otherwise (mostly) serious forum. Most posters on the forum consider them to be WTARded, although they may not phrase it that way.

chicken lips the ocho is one of the best WTARds you'll ever find.

WTARd by 3DCS March 15, 2009

up wards hand rodeo 

when you jack off with ur dick facing up and cum all over yourself

the up wards hand rodeo makes my skin feel really dry when i wipe off the cum

up wards hand rodeo by free ballin burke December 2, 2009

Wards Lady 

Idealized non-regional non-ethnic young to mid-aged housewifey type often seen and heard in corporate advertising?

From old Montgomery Wards department store jingles and ad campaigns.

OMFG the Montgomery Wards Lady is now shilling those DVD rental kiosks!!!!!

You can't DVD smarter!

Wards Lady by She Snailie _@_v September 23, 2004

wards dinner table 

dont eat there!!!!!!!!!!
mrs ward farts!!!!!!

o crap....the wards dinner table...mrs ward will fart on us

wards dinner table by agc homie May 5, 2003