sleep wrinkles 

Lines and creases that appear in your skin from sleeping on wrinkled sheets. Telltale sign that you just got out of bed.

My boss was impressed with my being in the office when she arrived. I earned major brownie points until she notice the sleep wrinkles on my cheek and realized that I had slept at work...again.

sleep wrinkles by sheryl D November 4, 2006

winkless 

If you say someone is winkless, it means there really (hip) and down to earth people.

Sup blud, youre well winkless

winkless by james March 30, 2005

Toilet Wrinkles 

The wrinkles that form in one's pant legs from being pushed down for extended periods of time when sitting on the toilet.

* at John's party *
John: "Someone spoiled the candle influenced aromas of my bathroom and didn't use the fan. Was it you Jimmy?"
Jimmy: * with toilet wrinkles in his pants * "I was just checking my teeth."
John: "It was you Jimmy. Get out of my house."

Toilet Wrinkles by Danglin Billies January 26, 2017

Mr. Wrinkles 

Your butthole.

My Mr. Wrinkles is on fire after eating those hot peppers.

Mr. Wrinkles by Hahahahha123456789 April 11, 2016

Wrinklage 

When an older woman shows cleavage but just looks like a long wrinkle.

Dude, tell your mom to put on a different shirt, she is showing some nasty wrinklage right now.

Wrinklage by wackerman February 11, 2009

Penis wrinkles 

Wrinkles on the penis where it look VERy delightful.[:

"What big penis wrinkles you have!"

- Rainbow Randy

Penis wrinkles by Metro McKenna February 24, 2009

wrinklers 

n. Folk that are unaware that they are far too old for a given pursuit.

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The entertainment world is full of wrinklers.

Yeah. Oprah, Bieber, Stallone. It's culling time.

wrinklers by gnostic 1 February 2, 2013