gift-wraped alaskan log 

you freeze a shit then once frozen put in condom and use as dildo

dude, i tottaly gave her a gift-wraped alaskan log last night

gift-wraped alaskan log by ButASS October 3, 2008

Warped Tour Bodysuit 

When an individual chooses to adorn themselves with tattoos exclusively on their hands and necks, and nowhere else so that when said individual is wearing a hoodie sweater, it appears as though they are heavily tattooed.

Observer #1: "Damn, that guy wearing the tight girl pants is all tattooed up!"

Observer #2: "Naw son, I know that guy. He only has his neck and hands tattooed a.k.a Warped Tour Bodysuit."

Observer #1: "For realsies? Lame!"

Warped Tour Bodysuit by TattooedHooligan December 16, 2011

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes 

This is the first meal Louis Tomlinson has ever cooked and it was for Harry back in 2010. It's I well known story by the Larries that Louis has told a few times.

Interviewer: "Do you do romantic stuff for your partner?"
Louis: "I once, I've only ever cooked one meal that was pretty nice, chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes"

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes by lovelounomatterwhat March 7, 2020

Plastic wrapped 

When you are being hugged by a fake or plastic person.

Becky the popular gets plastic wrapped by her goons everyday in school.

Plastic wrapped by Ratiella August 21, 2019

homework warped 

When you have done so much homework and/or reaserch you become mindless and emotionless, unable of proper socilization and communication.

I walked into the kitchen totaly homework warped.

homework warped by Taylor24 April 20, 2007

wrapped around the axle 

To be caught up in a situation or with a person to the extent that whatever happens in the situation or to the person also affects you, often disastrously. Think of a scarf getting caught around a spinning shaft. First it gets sucked in, then it spins along with the shaft.

No wonder his life is such a mess. He gets wrapped around the axle with every chaos-junkie that comes his way.

wrapped around the axle by ?thaW September 17, 2016

Rims Wrapped 

The act of having your anus rimmed while in a truck

Did you hear she had her. . . rims wrapped at the garage?

Rims Wrapped by RimsWrapper April 7, 2021