A person that has devoted his or her life to praying to the only one and true god Kermit the frog.
One key figure of a true Kermit worshipper is knocking on a strangers door and gives out a pamphlet (usually in a Kermit voice but not always)
One key figure of a true Kermit worshipper is knocking on a strangers door and gives out a pamphlet (usually in a Kermit voice but not always)
*Knock Knock*
Stranger: Hello?
Kermit Worshipper: H-hello missster do you have a moment to talk about the one true god Kermit the frog?
*Stranger Slams the door*
Stranger: Hello?
Kermit Worshipper: H-hello missster do you have a moment to talk about the one true god Kermit the frog?
*Stranger Slams the door*
by Higginsworth May 19, 2018
As Aussies (or Austrians as they are known earth side) have rotten trees from dino days dug up for jewelery called opal these upsidedowners must idolize this garbage the earth crapped up.
From a post found "here":
"In FL usa it is fucking gorgeous and not full of brit convict barely anglish speakin opal worshippers"
"In FL usa it is fucking gorgeous and not full of brit convict barely anglish speakin opal worshippers"
by s0cialdaw1n March 20, 2017
Easter Worshippers (pl.): Christians
In modern Australian parlance, things are named by their purpose, function, or other defining characteristic. For example, a toilet is commonly referred to as a shitbox. In this fashion, a Christian is referred to as an Easter Worshipper.
In modern Australian parlance, things are named by their purpose, function, or other defining characteristic. For example, a toilet is commonly referred to as a shitbox. In this fashion, a Christian is referred to as an Easter Worshipper.
The attacks on tourists and Easter worshippers in Sri Lanka are an attack on humanity. On a day devoted to love, redemption, and renewal, we pray for the victims and stand with the people of Sri Lanka.
On this holy weekend for many faiths, we must stand united against hatred and violence. I'm praying for everyone affected by today's horrific attacks on Easter worshippers and travelers in Sri Lanka.
On this holy weekend for many faiths, we must stand united against hatred and violence. I'm praying for everyone affected by today's horrific attacks on Easter worshippers and travelers in Sri Lanka.
by idiotnumber25 April 22, 2019
A politically correct term used to describe Christians who've been massacred at Easter. Not to be confused with Christmas worshipper - a similar term used at Christmas. Please notice that terms like these are only necessary when describing Christians. If you need to describe massacred Muslims it's important to make sure that it's explicitly stated that it's Muslims. This way you'll emphasize that Muslims are peaceful and can be victims too.
My heart breaks for the global Easter worshipper community.
We must continue to fight Easter worshipper-phobia.
We must continue to fight Easter worshipper-phobia.
by cokeduckles April 23, 2019