squirmy wormy worthog 

a troll like creature with a miserable inpolite and inpatient manner.
any response from this creature you get will always be negative unless
you are giving him food, ultimate team coins or cannabis.
this creature has a very small penis nicknamed maggie, hates christmas, gets stuck on the sofa and starts to mould into the fabric like a big fat sofa whore and is far to lazy to walk any distance so squirms along furthermore this creature only squirms along to get to food which it gobbles up like a warthog or to laugh at orphans.

alex: ahh look at squirmy wormy worthog
nick: haha isnt he hideous
josh: what a cruel individual he is
josh k: for fuck sake squirmy wormy worthog ate all my crisps and stole my ultimate team coins
squirmy wormy worthog: ah shut up, you dont understand, fuck you, give me food, haha an orphan unlucky

squirmy wormy worthog by oggy ostrich December 22, 2012

worrywort 

Track in the 2001 EP Knives Out made by the band Radiohead
Sounds like something you'd hear in an early version of Minecraft, without the vocals.

P1- "Hey have you ever heard this song? It's called Worrywort!"
P2- "What in the Minecraft soundtrack is this"

worrywort by obeseducks February 26, 2023

Worty 

Referring to another another person similar to calling someone dog, bro, homie, etc. This is a common word founded in New Orleans.

What up worty!

Worty by Dwayne Csrter July 30, 2009

Shorty Worty 

A woman you plan on having in your life for as long as possible.

She’s the one, she’s my shorty worty

Shorty Worty by Simp simp March 16, 2019