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the result of your worktops after a hard dirty romp on the kitchen counter with your boyfriend, whilst you're making tea for his mum who is upstairs in bed. The worktops could be covered in sweat, period liquid shit or perhaps cum after the session, just depends on where and how you did it ;)
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A town in Nottinghamshire, about 20 minutes away from Sheffield. In the area of Bassetlaw.

Average, pubs, loads of kebab shops, boring town center, national trust park.

Places in Worksop:

Manton: People People are warned not to go into Manton after 7pm. (Wimps) Your car may be stolen, and your faced smashed in, if you upset the common Mantoner.

Rhodesia: A Mini Manton, far more old people, not as bad as Manton. Near a large bypass and Chesterfield Canal.

Gateford: A large resedential area. The new homes are for all the people with money who are looking to buy a nice house in Worksop. Gateford Road area, small terraced houses lots of crime. People getting stabbed in Jet Petrol Station, and windows getting shot at.

Shireoaks: Small community village, small school and church. Mostly old folks live there, a few kids. Pretty village with a slightly grotty canal running through it. Train Station and a random park.

Carlton In Lindrick: Drive through Village. A couple of miles from the centre of worksop. Mostly old folks live there, most of which don't tend to come out of their homes.

Langold: Similar to Carlton, includes Langold Lake, drunks usually go there on a Friday Night and push each other in.

Kilton: Lots of Council House bungalows where old people live, Bassetlaw Hopsital there too, apart from that, nothing else.

Larwood: Now full of Europeans, stereotypically fulled with old people, cos it is.

Worksop Centre: A Dump, nothing's there. A run-down doctors, and a Woolworths...but now that's gone too.

Schools:

Portland and Valley Comprehensive: Where the normal (and coolest) kids go.

Worksop College: Expensive, and has a freakishly weird exterior...and no-one actually knows anyone that goes there.

Primary Schools Include:

St. Anne's
St. Augustines
St. John's
St. Luke's
Gateford Park
Redlands
Norbridge
Ramsden
Kingston
New Manton
Ryton Park
Priory
Holy Family

Stuff To Do In Worksop:

Visit Clumber Park...
Nothing Else

Saisnbury's and McDonald's are probably the most exciting things to do in Worksop.



Shall we stop off at the run down Little Chef in Worksop on our journey?

No, let's not.
Worksop by CastrolSupra February 6, 2009
a shithole full of smackheads and pikeys, you'll often find the common chav or 12 year old wasteman around town center. Walk down town at 10PM and you'll often see the common crackhead having a spice seizure on the bench next to greggs.
Worksop is a shitehole
Worksop by somebody from worksop October 3, 2019

Wormtopia 

Wormtopia is a land where the worms stay.It is their heaven.When humans die they go to heaven.But worms go to Wormtopia.
Me :My pet worm just died

Friend:I’m so sorry for your loss.But don’t worry it will be in Wormtopia
Wormtopia by Hellopeeps12949 February 11, 2020
A small north Nottinghamshire town. The inhabitants seem to believe that travelling two miles towards 'Retford' will result in falling off the edge of the earth.
'Dont go to Worksop'. Nobody does. But nobody ever leaves.
worksop by Boy LIghtining March 26, 2004
Horrid town populated by pikeys and losers.
Town centre unutterably horrid. Teenage parents abound.
If Nottinghamshire were to be given an enema, guess where the pipe would be put?
worksop by Lord Wibble October 23, 2003
A utopia based on the work from home mentality
I work in an industrial workshop so yes, I dislike worktopia
Worktopia by Uncle Dimma September 22, 2023