woptimus

Term of endearment for an Italian friend who seems to just propagate every known stereotype against their race as they live and breath.

You: "Hey, Tony! I've always wondered, when you guys get cut, do you bleed marinara?"

Tony: "I'll kill you, ya fuckin douchebag!"

You: "Whoahohoho, take it easy there woptimus!"

Tony: "Fuckin douchebag..."

by trust182 March 17, 2008