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hephalumps and woozles 

what snoop got fo shizzle my nizzle from. Winnie the Pooh started it ALL!
Winnie: I saw some hephalumps and woozles today
Snoop: I think I'll bastardize that and make up something from it. How bout fo shizzle my nizzle? O yeah.
hephalumps and woozles by Luka September 9, 2003
Lab-grown tissue derived from rat vagina for use in men's sex toys.
Kendric: Hey, Osvaldo, quick question. I'm looking at sex dolls online and one says it has certified woozle orifices. What's that?
Osvaldo: Woozle is lab-grown rat vaginal tissue. Sex doll creators use woozle because of the ethics concerns of using lab-grown human vaginal tissue.
woozle by Extremityman November 1, 2023
" yeo shordy run wozzles"
wozzles by piece_of_cake April 17, 2018
An affectionate term for more than one dog. An alternative to doggos, doggies, pups.
The dog walker enjoyed taking an afternoon stroll with her favorite group of woofles... until one of them decided to chase after a squirrel!
woofles by N.Manzana November 10, 2020
Wozzles, slang word for blow job or sucking d!ck, running wozzles, running top also known as wozzies
"Yeo shordy you bout competing over and running wozzles "
Wozzles by Reckless.cee August 24, 2017

woofless 

Woofless is a great YouTuber and is very funny and cute. However, he is unemployed, so everyone calls Woofless, Jobless. This became his nickname. And, his real name is Robert.

Rob-a-dob-flob has no job.
That guy over there doesn't have a job, but he has a ton of money. He must be a Woofless!