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Kris Woolfrey 

a field where whiffle ball was once played, formerly known as Kristopher Park, the field is now vacant of smiles and dreams. One day before too long the two teams who played there will reunite for one more game and the Park will be filled with fans smiling, laughing and loving one more time.
The two beloved teams played many of games at Kristopher Park. The games were filled with laughter, fun and love. Hopefully, one day Kristopher Park will be the place where Kris Woolfrey will defend his World Championship and the two team will come together to rekindle their love of the game.
Kris Woolfrey by JKW69 July 27, 2006
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Woolf Pack 

A group of raw ppl that luv Sam Woolf
(Also known as 'The Bacon Gang')
Sam Woolf leads da Woolf Pack am I right
Woolf Pack by Samuel Woolf April 17, 2014

Logan Woolf 

A little bitch who likes to take long gay walks on the beach
Quit acting like Logan Woolf
Logan Woolf by Urbancowboy701 November 6, 2017
The coolest person in the universe.
Also refers to orgasmic pleasure.
Omg, it's Woolfy. I love Woolfy!!!

Woolfy by GenericNamesake April 29, 2006

Virginia Woolf

Famous modernist woman writer who combined amazingly astute critical insights with 'moments of being' of superb poetic beauty. Born Virginia Stephen, married Leonard Woolf. Commonly associated with the Bloomsbury group. Sister of Vanessa Bell (formerly Vanessa Stephen), also famous -- post-impressionist painter. Related to Thackeray and a bunch of other famous folks. Friends with lots of famous writers: Lytton Stratchey, T.S. Eliot, etc. Had an affair with Vita Sackville-West. Quite well known for her feminism. Wrote a lot of essays, a fair number of novels and a number of short stories. Extensive scholarship has been done on Woolf, as with most 'modernist' writers. Witty and eccentric, rather bitchy at times. Had bouts of depression -- scholars have written on things like manic depression and her works, etc. Killed herself -- drowning -- on 28 March 1941, aged 59.

Set up the very successful Hogarth Press with her husband (eventually owned by Random House!). Printed a variety of important and interesting texts, including Freud's works and The Wasteland.

Often abused by pretentious poseurs who namedrop. Also hated by undergraduates who were dealt out bad grades because of her. Misunderstood by aforementioned pretentious poseurs who insist on looking starry-eyed while setting up shrines to her, thus ostentatiously displaying their profound understanding of 'the poetic temperament' and incredible appreciation for the lyrical quality of her works.
Pretentious Poseur: Do you know Virginia Woolf? No? She's like one of the coolest writers around, dude. I can feel her pain man. Life is pain. I want to drown myself too.

English Professor: E.M. Forster wrote that Woolf's weakness as a writer is her inability to get out of character. Consider the possible role of dialectic in Woolf's works with respect to the relevance of a revisioning of the concept of realism in the wake of World War I.

Bitter Undergraduate: Did you know that Woolf caused my GPA to drop by 0.5? I hate these stupid difficult writers who make no sense.

woolfenden

the prettiest surname you can imagine i love it so much i want it 😍😍😍
aria maria woolfenden
woolfenden by aar11.4 November 11, 2022