This is the noise a javelin makes when you don't throw it right and bounces as it lands. Trust me. It woomphs.
*Throws sharp pointy stick that is long and dangerous*
"Darn. It woomphed again!"
can be heard during the act of sexual intercourse. The woomph
is so called due to the noise made when the penis expels compressed air from the vaginal chasm during and sometimes after penetrative sexual intercourse.
can also be referred to as the act of intercourse itself.
can be illustrated by clasping cupped palms together and forcing out air causing a vacuum situation, thus creating a one-man woomph
.If you were to continually repeat this process you would literally be woomphing
The letter o in woomph
can be extended to extenuate the noise or length produced. e.g Did you hear that wooooomph
I just done honey?
oops! my vagina just made a woomph.
Me and the lady lover had a top woomphing
session last night. She was really noisy!
Did you woomph
that bird you went home with last night!
! what a goal.
I have not had a woomph
in ages and my balls are too big for my pants!
I am highly trained in the art of woomphing