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Wooden shield

Ultra-effective chess tactic whereby a diagonal piece (i.e. a bishop or a queen) attacks 4 opponent pieces at the same time, so that the attacked pieces form an X-shape between each other, thus (according to legendary chess grandmaster xQc) resembling a wooden shield. The best move in response to the wooden shield tactic is considered to be resignation, as computers are yet to find a position where any response to the tactic doesn't lose on the spot. The tactic is considered to be incomprehensible to inexperienced players and even grandmasters, and only exceptionally high-IQ individuals with an IQ of 107 over are considered to be capable of understanding it.

Coined by prominent proponent of the Bing-Bang-Boom chess philosophy GM xQc, the wooden shield is an essential part of the theory behind the Flying Dragon, Knight variation, as well as the Flying Dragon, I Take Your Pawn variation openings, which build upon the idea that early pawns don't matter - an idea repeatedly corroborated by top-of-the-line engines and neural nets such as AlphaZero.
Noob: I'm a queen, a rook, and two pieces up in material, this guy's got no chance.
107-IQ God: *smirks* Omae wa mou shindeiru
107-IQ God: *plays the wooden shield*
Noob: *resigns in shame*
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A small,white fluffy dog, of no particular breed,looking like a polar bear cub.
That dog looks like a woobear!
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Slang_.A small fluffy, white dog resembling a polar bear cub
The dog looks like a woobear.
The combination of the words weed and booger. A wooger is a chunk of weed that gets in your mouth when smoking joints and blunts. They usually more resin than plant.
Aye bro, you got a wooger on your lip.
wooger by Abriel Ole September 30, 2016

Park Woojin 

A member of South Korean project boy group Wanna One, who doubles as Main Dancer and Main Rapper. Talk about talent :^)

Notable for his duality - his ability to go from cutie to daddy in just a matter of seconds. Also known for his adorable snaggletooth. How could you not love him?
"How was the Wanna One concert yesterday? I heard Park Woojin did a dance solo."
"You're damn right! I got a lady boner from it."
Park Woojin by chamsaepwj December 27, 2018
A big ol doggo.
What the fuck is woofer?

A big ol doggo.
Woofer by Bonanebade September 11, 2016

wooder ice 

philly way to say water ice
"you get your free ritas yesterday? Damn that wooder ice was good!"
wooder ice by j May 28, 2004