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Woodgrove High School 

Glorified POW camp just outside of Purcellville, VA. The masses have suffered untold misery here since 2010.

Best known for:
-Groups of 10+ freshmen crowding the restrooms to Juul in-between every block
-Country boys packing a lip in the back of class
-Bus drivers that arrive late every single day
-Getting stuck in the parking lot for 20 minutes because you didn't sprint to your car like the Hunger Games
-Consistent power outages that make the whole day useless because the entire curriculum is on the smartboards
-A mandatory E-Hallpass system that requires people who are legal adults to fill out a form on a website in order to walk 20 feet down the hall

80% of the classes you take here will be completely irrelevant and fail to benefit you or your career in any way whatsoever. The overwhelming majority of your time in this school is going to be spent doing nothing or mundane busywork.

If you're still stuck in this place today, I wish you the best of luck. Just grind it out and never look back.
"So, Jimmy, where do you go to school?"
"Woodgrove High School. Sad, I know."
"At least it's not Park View."
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Woodgrove High School 

A school in northern VA whose students have a ridiculous rivalry with sister school Loudoun Valley.
The freshmen are disgusting, drama room-dwelling creatures.
The sophomores are young kids who think they are upperclassmen. Some of them like to do hard drugs like pot.
The juniors are a diverse group of stoners/japan nerds/athletes who hang out with sophomores or seniors.
The seniors are a friendly group where cliques are enormous and overlap in many places.
As in all places, Minecraft and Skyrim are known by most older students and are acceptable conversation starters.
A conversation of two upperclassmen males at Woodgrove High School:
"...So Minecraft!"
"Yeah, Minecraft. I used to play that game before Skyrim came out."
" I guess you could say Steve used to be fun... but then he took an arrow to the knee!"
Woodgrove High School by An junior December 5, 2011

Woodgrove secondary school 

Honestly one of the worst school in singapore
If i want to be taught stupid stuff go to woodgrove secondary school

Woodgrove High School 

Awesome place where lax is sweet and the bros are dominant
Hey do you play lax for Woodgrove High School?"..."Yeah"...."dayuummm.
Woodgrove High School by laxer4 October 11, 2011

woodgrove primary school

Woodgrove Primary School is one of the slayest Primary School in Singapore. People there either have anger issues, are retarded af or extremely smart. The teachers are a bit stupid tho.
If you want to have boyfriends go to Woodgrove Primary School.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026