dirty, stinky, indie chick that (1)wears all natural clothes and perfume, (2)sleeps with every member of the band, (3)is "too cool" to work, but constantly complains about not having money (refuses to be "corporate slave"), (4) holds useless liberal arts degree(s); most likely encountered at open-air music festival, occupy xyz protest, posh cafés, abstract art museums, parks, wherever there is free food/drinks provided
This woodstock skank hasn't showered in three weeks.

She is a real woodstock skank down there.

Look at that woodstock skank. She has an entire bird nest in her hair.
by Napoleonic_maxim November 7, 2011
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