Similar to a donkey punch, but usually performed with a family member. The male has inbred sex with a 1st cousin or closer relation & as he ejaculates, punches said family member in the back of the head. In some cases, also followed with a Cleveland Steamer for good measure.
Q - What the hell is wrong with those cross eyed kids down the street?
A - Oh nothing, their mom just got Woodsfield Wallopped by her cousin Jim Bob.
Amazing world class city! Friendly dense urban center known as the Windy City, located in the American Midwest on the Great Lakes.
City that raised from the ashes (was totally destroyed in a great fire), and in testament of will/ability of mankind, Chicago was rebuilt, better taller wider and prouder, welcoming all opportunity to make self/community... Including world's first skyscrapers, first feats of pure brick, to innovative steel frames that have led to the boom of beautiful skyscrapers of great cities all around world!
Chicago's a busy hustling but friendly city with something for everyone! Good business/work opportunity (many fortune 500), relatively affordable cost of living, diverse restaurants, clubs/nightlife, family friendly parks/museums (Navy Pier, parks all along lake front), concerts (Lollapalooza, House of Blues, largest free music festival), Shopping (magnificent mile/Woodsfield mall), Sports lover's paradise (Cubs/Sox, Da Bears!, Bulls, Blackhawks etc)… Many diverse communities, from suburban to urban, all identify as "Chicago'ins"! There's many amazing cities, but no place quite like good old Chicago!
come on, baby don't cha wanna go, Back ta that same ol' place… sweet home Chicago!
Man apples are the round delicious fruit that hangs right behind the man's fat banana. In the Garden of Eden when Eve took a bite from the forbidden fruit, it wasn't a GOLDEN DELICIOUS she sank her gaping maw into but a big old ripe Man Apple. Man apples today are enjoyed by various people such as street whores, Junior High School girls, desperate wives and of course, ball licking, nut swallowing queers. Have you had your man apple today?
Eric S. cornered me in the Men's restroom at work, yanked down my shorts and took a big ol' taste of my Man Apple's. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he then swallowed my load and wiped his lips clean.
I was looking for some action at the Wooden Shoe when I walked up to a Bar Fly and asked her, her name. She smiled, grabbed my Man Apples and lead me to the alley and gave me the best blow job I have ever had. I dropped a nickle down her tits and slapped her on the face. What a ho.
People in Woodsfield, OH believe the Apple Festival is about the celebration of God's Golden tree hanging fruit when in reality it is a reason to suck dick in public by your average JT's Bar Whores and your stuck up wanna bees.
STEPH - An acronym for a disgusting dirty ho who is exceptionally hungry for something nasty.
Also accepted substitution:
When I tried to make love to my wife, I noticed there were patches of hair missing from her bush. When asked about the maingy bush, she replied "Meh, I tried to swing both ways, but got Steph-ed. Man that'll never happen again!"