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Woodgrove High School 

Glorified POW camp just outside of Purcellville, VA. The masses have suffered untold misery here since 2010.

Best known for:
-Groups of 10+ freshmen crowding the restrooms to Juul in-between every block
-Country boys packing a lip in the back of class
-Bus drivers that arrive late every single day
-Getting stuck in the parking lot for 20 minutes because you didn't sprint to your car like the Hunger Games
-Consistent power outages that make the whole day useless because the entire curriculum is on the smartboards
-A mandatory E-Hallpass system that requires people who are legal adults to fill out a form on a website in order to walk 20 feet down the hall

80% of the classes you take here will be completely irrelevant and fail to benefit you or your career in any way whatsoever. The overwhelming majority of your time in this school is going to be spent doing nothing or mundane busywork.

If you're still stuck in this place today, I wish you the best of luck. Just grind it out and never look back.
"So, Jimmy, where do you go to school?"
"Woodgrove High School. Sad, I know."
"At least it's not Park View."
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Woodgrove High School 

A school in northern VA whose students have a ridiculous rivalry with sister school Loudoun Valley.
The freshmen are disgusting, drama room-dwelling creatures.
The sophomores are young kids who think they are upperclassmen. Some of them like to do hard drugs like pot.
The juniors are a diverse group of stoners/japan nerds/athletes who hang out with sophomores or seniors.
The seniors are a friendly group where cliques are enormous and overlap in many places.
As in all places, Minecraft and Skyrim are known by most older students and are acceptable conversation starters.
A conversation of two upperclassmen males at Woodgrove High School:
"...So Minecraft!"
"Yeah, Minecraft. I used to play that game before Skyrim came out."
" I guess you could say Steve used to be fun... but then he took an arrow to the knee!"
Woodgrove High School by An junior December 5, 2011

Woodgrove secondary school 

Honestly one of the worst school in singapore
If i want to be taught stupid stuff go to woodgrove secondary school

Woodgrove High School 

Awesome place where lax is sweet and the bros are dominant
Hey do you play lax for Woodgrove High School?"..."Yeah"...."dayuummm.
Woodgrove High School by laxer4 October 11, 2011

woodgrove primary school

Woodgrove Primary School is one of the slayest Primary School in Singapore. People there either have anger issues, are retarded af or extremely smart. The teachers are a bit stupid tho.
If you want to have boyfriends go to Woodgrove Primary School.

h.b. woodrose

h.b. woodrose, also know as hawiian baby woodrose is a drug that gets you high as hell by eating only 3-10 seeds

booy lets go pop some h.b. woodrose i wanna feel gooood tonight
h.b. woodrose by sergey magee December 16, 2007

Woodgreen 

A little school in west Oxfordshire, that is full of crap teachers and is a general shit hole. Most of the girls are gagging for it and the halls are full of snakes and slags. Teachers hand out A18s for no fucking reasons. 237 is a Gang of yutes who think they own the school and in general everyone thinks they the shit but they ain’t...
They look rough, they must he from Woodgreen!
Woodgreen by 182bitch May 9, 2018