Dude, you sister gave me such a woodchuck yesterday! I went home with it and turned around, and it hit my mom! She's dead now by the way.
by Basco424 June 26, 2007
to woodchuck is to make plans with someone and then pretend you forgot them, or pretend plans weren't made to enable the (woodchuck) person to find more attractive plans.
"He woodchucked me because he thought he'd be given tickets to the hockey game." "I was chucked by him again because he decided to play in the pick up game." "Don't waste your time waiting, they will only woodchuck you again."
by Troubles February 4, 2010
Being woodchucked is when you see an exstremely attractive body but when they turn around they have a butterface or look like a beaver with giant pertruding "beaver like" teeth and or qualities.
Example:
*three guys are at the mall*
Guy1: damn look at that girls ass its fatt as shit!
Guy2: yea she is bad dawg.
*women turns around*
Guy3: dam look at them teeth and double chin.. yall just been woodchucked
*three guys are at the mall*
Guy1: damn look at that girls ass its fatt as shit!
Guy2: yea she is bad dawg.
*women turns around*
Guy3: dam look at them teeth and double chin.. yall just been woodchucked
by ~gEtt iT PopPin SqUad~ April 3, 2009
A Woodchuck is a northern redneck, typically lives in the woods or rural areas. Typically a slur for white trash in the north east United States.
by Unwantedsonofgod October 3, 2019
Term for a country person who's main job in life is to cut firewood to sell in the city or suburban areas. Usually in a beat up four wheel drive truck with high wooden sides to carry extra firewood. After cutting and splitting the wood they "Chuck" it into the back of the truck. If driven by a female, this could be do to the fact that the male has lost his drivers license.
by R. Buzman April 7, 2009
by PSK518 October 31, 2008
A very hard and rather smelly stool that when one tries to crap it out it doesn't seem to move much. An individual may be sitting on the toilet for half an hour to an hour trying push this little shit plug out of his ass. It is as though a sizable piece of wood were lodged in and plugging the anus.
An individual asks his friend, "Why is that individual taking so long in the washroom"?
"Give him some time, he has a "woodchuck " up his ass"
"Oh I see"
"Give him some time, he has a "woodchuck " up his ass"
"Oh I see"
by Chris Danielsen March 2, 2005