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a carpenter, especially an incompetent one (probably influenced by butcher, incompetent surgeon)
If that wood butcher comes to the door again, I'm gonna sue the pants off of him.
by The Return of Light Joker December 24, 2007
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A carpenter who can easily cost you an arm and leg if you hire him. Instead of building with wood he butchers it
Had a guy build me a flight of stairs after climbing them they broke in the middle I could have killed myself. Turns out he cut most of the stringer support away not leaving enough to support any weight hence he was not a carpenter but a wood butcher
by Johnbarney September 28, 2006
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