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WKUKology 

Wkukology
WKUKol·o·gy WKUK-ol-uh-jee
noun
WKUKology is a non-profit green cult. They started out playing softball and then made matching shirts. Now they live on a site with no contact to the outside world and wear fun robes, sing the national anthem written by Francis Scott Key ever morning, eat clam chowder everyday for lunch, punish people by sending them to hell with a naaaaiiiiillll guuunnn and sometimes bring them back to life by shouting random jumanji/zathura/robin williams movies. They are pet friendly and they drive Priuses.

WKUK·ol'o·gist n.
"Wow that Trevor is a cool guy, he must be a member of WKUKology"

WKUKology by High Priestess March 28, 2008
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The study and knowledge of wanking (masturbating). It is a very important study for most males and some have even mastered the art and have become wanker masters.
Dude, Collin is the master at wanking, he followed his studies of wankology

Collin is the wood wizard
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it is the crazy religous following of wikipedia or wikology
man dave has been useing wikipedia alot recently you dont think he's following wikology do you
wikology by blind_hawk July 5, 2008
Sometimes being a wanker is more than just a momentrary thing; it's a lifestyle, it's an art, even a science.

For example... Your soap telling you to be true to yourself. Wankology. Doing a trendy thing cause it's trendy not cause you're interested in it. Wankology. Telling people about something you do because it makes you better than them. Wankology. There's plenty of examples, you get the gist
"He's just bought his oat milk $9 coffee that took 15 minutes to make instead of just getting a normal coffee like everyone else, he doesn't even like coffee."

"He's really mastering the art of wankology"
Wankology by OrganicGodSlayer April 12, 2026
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026