wipedoubt

The feeling of uncertainty that arises when you realize that you may not have cleaned your backside properly.

Man #1: "I need to jump back in the shower. I'm feeling a little wipedoubt..."

Man #2: "Rough night last night?"

Man #1: "No. Cheap toilet paper and not enough time."

Man #2: "Huh?"

by BChil April 11, 2012