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A noun used to describe acts of cowardice or lack of courage in the face of adversity. Originiating in South East London some time over the summer of 2010 the phrase 'Don't be a Woosnam' was frequently heard following acts of faintheartedness in situations of minor distress. Many believe it comes from the original childish phrase of similar terminology 'Naooooo you fat gay' which fissled out of mainstream usage following the emergance of the Woosnam. However contrary to popular usage it has been know to be used with an ironic twist and acted as an aide into goading persons into overly foolish acts (See Example Two)
Example 1

Person 1: I can't finish my Carslberg, it's too strong ...

(silence)

Rest of Group: Don't be a fat Woosnam

Example 2

Person One : Yes John, down that crate

Person Two: I'm having second thoughts mate, I think that might be a bit too much

Person One : Don't be a fucking Woosnam

Person Two : Alright then
Woosnam by Jheeze and Biscuits September 26, 2010
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wigsnatchedmitosis 

it’s a very dangerous disease caused by getting your wig snatched.
ugh jaeleen was diagnosed with WIGSNATCHEDMITOSIS
A wiona is a great person she is super nice and wont ever cheat on you she is good in a relationship and will never give up and she doesnt need anyone else but herself but if you are in her life dont ever let her go she has some things she wont tell you but she is 100% honest all the time and she wont ecer lie to you and a wiona is so pretty if you come across a wiona and you date her never let her go
Random person:That girl is super pretty and nice
Random person 2: she must be a wiona
wiona by Elijah dean May 14, 2018

Wisnatch 

The words witch and snatch combined. Derogatory term for a woman that really pissed you off. Used when the words witch and snatch used individually are not insulting enough.
You're a fucking wisnatch!
Wisnatch by Mizcreant December 14, 2010
When someone, sometimes unexpectedly & abruptly, "air out someone's dirty laundry" in front of many people. It's not normally malicious & is justified, because the "wig snatcher" is correcting a wrong, normally by blowing up "someone's spot", "throwing under the bus" or "putting someone on blast", for slander & lies that a person or people are telling about other individuals. It's meant to cause the "wig snatchee" shame or to be exposed as a liar. Wig snatching is normally backed by truths & facts from prior events that took place or conversations had.
I rolled up to this lady that I used to work with, which just so happened be talking to a person that we mutually know. As the lady, greeted me happily. Suddenly, the person we mutually know was like, "Name, you remember that time we were hanging out, & you said that all that stuff about Hector? I thought you didn't like him with all that shit you were talking.." #WIGSNATCH I wish you could've seen the look on this lady's face!!! HAHAHAHA!
wigsnatch by WigSnatcher October 30, 2013

harvey woosnam

secretly a homosexual but pretends to be straight. do. not. fall. for. the. lies. harvey is gay and there's no getting around that... i have proof, go to harveyisahomosexualmale@gmail.com for evidence.

he tries to intimidate me but fails, what a gay
any boy who is gay is such a harvey woosnam
harvey woosnam by harveywoosnamgay December 22, 2018

Whosnatch 

The combination of a bitch and a cunt. A person in the act of being a bitch and a cunt at the same time.
Exmple: look at that whosnatch (bitch ass cunt)! or look here you whosnatch (cunt ass bitch)!
Whosnatch by Atdavis November 9, 2022