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wine and cheese 

Music genre often played in upscale restaurants and lounges.
Defined by vaguely ethnic elements, soothing vocals, and a non-commital background vibe.

Also known as music with no balls.

Wine and Cheese is perfectly exemplfied by the Hotel Costas and Buddah Bar complilations.

Gives the listener a sense of sophistication which in turn renders them willing to overpay for drinks and dinner
wine and cheese by agencydjs November 22, 2011
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wine-and-cheese 

The act of drinking wine and eating cheese together.

See netflix-and-chill
We about to wine-and-cheese the fuck out.

Wine and Cheese Liberal 

Wine and Cheese Liberals are affluent, live in tony suburbs, and drive SUVs, but vote Democratic. They "support" public education, but send their own kids to private school. Their opinions are politically correct, and are usually expressed as fashion statements rather than as analytical observations.
I was in Whole Foods yesterday, and saw a Wine and Cheese Liberal buying some arugula.

wine and cheese party 

what do you call a room half full of women with PMS and half with yeast infections?
... a wine and cheese party
see the above joke for the defination of wine and cheese party

Wine and Cheese Party 

When you pour a box of wine into a vagina w/ a yeast infection and she quirts it back into your mouth.
I want to try a Wine and Cheese Party w/ my gf, but I don't wanna stain the carpet in the back of my van.

cheese and wine party 

A gathering of dirty females both with yeast infections, and also mensturating.
Damn those bitches stank! They must be havin a cheese and wine party in there!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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