A quick way to get drunk. Since alcohol is absorbed in the intestines, a quick route is to fill an enema bag with wine and insert it into the anus and squeeze. Voila. Who needs the calories of imbibing.
Last night Shirley wanted to get drunk, but she didn't feel like drinking. So, we made a wine enema by filling up an enema bag with boons, inserted into her anus, and squeezed.
February 18, 2009