Bad soulless music often heard in wine bars, 3 star hotel receptions etc.
"Let's get outta this place - the wine bar funk is doing my head in!"
by allen g May 8, 2008
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A husband or boyfriend, who sits at home patiently whilst his wife/girlfriend is out partying every night, normally holding the baby or looking after the kids she's bored of. If she comes homes he's treated to banging, crashing, and violent vomiting on the landing or down the side of the bath. If she doesn't come home, he lays in bed knowing full well his significant other is being royally plowed by the local horse-hung stud or even studs.
What you up to tonight, ah wife is out again, wine bar widow again then.
by What's going on. July 23, 2022
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