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hairy wilson 

The view a woman has of a man eating her out. This phrase references the "Home Improvement" character, Wilson Wilson, who is only seen with his eyes peeking over the top of a fence (the "fence" in this case is the pubic hair).
Girl 1: Yeah, Craig went down on me last night...we're talking total hairy wilson here.
Girl 2: Nice!
hairy wilson by Cred Thompson August 2, 2008

Harry Wilson 

A certi top shagger who is proper peng with a perm , plays guitar
Person 1: have you seen harry wilson ?
Person 2: yeah just shagged him ngl
Harry Wilson by Certitopshagger69 November 11, 2019

Hailey Wilson 

A real dumb bitch who gets a boyfriend but no one knows how.
Eww it’s hailey Wilson
Hailey Wilson by Oshdjsb April 16, 2019

Haley Wilson 

A dumb ass bitch. She cant fight to save her life, but just loves to talk shit. Thinks shes such a badass, but in all reality, is just sitting around sucking dick looking like a fucking pedophile ass rat. Isnt afraid to call the cops, in fact, she has em on speed dial. constantly needs her ass beat. Is also incapable of doing makeup without looking like a grinch.
Haley Wilson is such a little bitch. I fuxking hate her. I wish someone would beat her nasty ass. Grinch looking motherfucker
Haley Wilson by Queen Beyoncé September 14, 2016

Harvey Wilson

Harvey Wilson religiously tapes his testicles to his arms in hopes of pleasing his mistress anjellica. He has also been known to staple bananas to the peaks of his stiffened nipples in order to distract from his gloriously beautiful good looks.
"Has anyone seen where the tape and bananas I just bought went to?"

"Well if Harvey Wilson is here he's probably to blame although who can blame the beautiful bastard."
Harvey Wilson by Hahasquid December 9, 2014

Halle Wilson 

Halle is a professional volleyball player that flops every fucking time she runs for a ball. Also a huge bitch
god i fucking hate Halle Wilson
Halle Wilson by jagtiger26 November 29, 2018