Reaching the state of inebriation where the basic functions of human interaction are no longer accessible. Rumour has it that at this point, Willy Beamin himself comes to your aid and offers sanctuary on his floor (which usually happens to be in the pub that you currently reside). He offers conversation in a special language only accessible by those beyond the point of sobriety, which may come across to the casual observer as drunken slurring.
"I was willy-beamin last night. Can't remember a thing."

"I think i can see Willy smiling at me in the corner."
by The Savage May 8, 2006
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Any attention starved douchebag who claims to be the best at everything and the most popular person. A narcissist in its purest form. Always has to be the center of attention. Will work out hours a day so his body makes up for his ugly face and poor dance moves. Has a disturbing love of Micheal Jackson. Does "duck face" and/or points at the camera in 95% of pictures.
That kid walks around the club like a Willie Beamin!
by phylips August 2, 2010
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When you jizz in a girls eye and simultaniouly take a dump on her chest
My boyfriend accidentally gave me a Steamin' Willie Beamin'
by Derek Persky December 8, 2009
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