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The Kids Will Love It 

Made by Matt and Pat of the Machinima series "Two best friends play."
Used to poke fun at over used mechanics in video games and other media.
Such as the mass amounts of call of Call of Duty clones or how games are too easy
"Another Call of Duty clone? THE KIDS WILL LOVE IT!!"
"Why is this horror flick so damn generic? Oh! Because the kids will love it!"

Lass will Love Vitch again 

Prom night. Tears on Vitch's face. Lass' hand held firmly... by a women. Two x chromosomes was all it took. Vitch cried until he could no longer produce tears, only blood. But Lass would come around. No matter how dire the situation, a positive occurrence must follow.
"Dude, I crashed my car yesterday! I wanna cry!"

"It's okay bro! Lass will love Vitch again!"

Lass' lips may have been tainted by that of a female, but no matter. Lass will love Vitch again!

i will love you forever

usually said by a dude, while going out.
usually a lie. usually believed though. usually ends in heart break. the average forever has always lasted three and 25/30 monthes (about a hundred days)
happens to all of us... we usually know it is a lie but are trapped in believing. then we get the name of a silly girl
week of going out(dude): baby i will love you forever and a day more trust me.
silly girl: forever?
dude: forever and a day more.
silly girl: awh babe i love you too forever!

three months later

dude: uhm we need to talk
silly girl(smiling): yeah i just was about to call you.
dude: i hope you wont be mad... i hope we can still be friends but...
silly girl(hectic):what... what are you saying?
dude: i think we should break up.

you will love it here 

A type of flirting

Hinting that they like you

Or hinting that they want to be with you
“You will love it here

When the person you love will never love you back... 

It's an amazing feeling, full of tears and an overwelming sense of love that will drive you crazy and never let you go. This person will enter your life and never leave, even if it is just in your mind. You will lose sleep planning how you'll smile at them, or how what you'll talk about if you happen to bump into them. You'll plan your whole day around them, notice every change in them, every bit of happiness, every bit of sadness and you'll conjure up amazing fantasy's which you know will never come true but you tell yourself that there's always room for dreaming. You'll want to talk about them all the time, discretely of course, mentioning them as much as possible, practicing how their name will roll of your tounge, you might even try putting your surname on their name or the other way round. It may seem like i'm describing obsession, but it's really just love.
'When the person you love will never love you back...' 'I haven't slept for weeks thinking of how i love them so much yet the have no idea..'

When the person you love will never love you back. 

It's an amazing feeling, full of tears and an overwelming sense of love that will drive you crazy and never let you go. This person will enter your life and never leave, even if it is just in your mind. You will lose sleep planning how you'll smile at them, or how what you'll talk about if you happen to bump into them. You'll plan your whole day around them, notice every change in them, every bit of happiness, every bit of sadness and you'll conjure up amazing fantasy's which you know will never come true but you tell yourself that there's always room for dreaming. You'll want to talk about them all the time, discretely of course, mentioning them as much as possible, practicing how their name will roll of your tounge, you might even try putting your surname on their name or the other way round. It may seem like i'm describing obsession, but it's really just love.
'when the person you love will never love you back.' 'oh, i haven't slept for weeks thinking if only they did love me back..oh well,i can dream.'