Joseph

A guy who has an extremely long penis and is good at every sport. He gets any girl who he wants and has a 4.0 gpa. He also drives corvets and fucks bitches for money.

swag amazing cool awesome, Joseph

by iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii October 27, 2012

Joseph

An Unstoppable man who kills anyone in his way he is awesome

You just got Joseph'd

by mandy man December 2, 2006

Joseph

Just plain bad ass.

That dude is Joseph, and thats not his name!

by ellerbizzle February 3, 2010

Joseph

A complete badass, and bromacho.

Referencing a bromachopotamous, hes one chill ass fucker.

May not get madd pus, but he kick back with the nattys.

P1: Hey you're badass.
P2: Yeah, hes a Joseph

by Marywether Lewis March 22, 2011

Joseph

He is a beautiful, terrible being. A destroyer of worlds. The conquerer of Earth. He is all that is man. Beautiful women flock to him. He will rule the world with his iron fist and see that only the strong prosper.

Joseph makes Superman look like a wimp and he made Chuck Norris quiver with fear.

by Coimiceoir February 3, 2009

Joseph

Joseph is a very charming man even in his 60's and can make people fall for him even when he's in his 60's. He can predict what your next line will be and also predict your next move. He loves to breathe and use rope magic. But however, if you are his friend and your name is Caesar, you will get crushes under a rock. He never forgets anything like taking revenge on wife for not sending a telegraph by cheating on her bout 40 years later. He can also make Nazi friends. But if you are his enemies, you are already dead. He is also a very good girl cos player and you can never tell apart if he's a girl or a boy. And he also is a very good cheater but not when it comes to relationships.

Joseph just blew me away from the planet with his wits.

by KakorotJoJoAckerman October 17, 2019

joseph

A nice guy who is sometimes bipolar and with a touch of anger problem. But is very handsome and easy for some girls to just fall in love. He is a chick magnet with a hot body and a smile like no other. Josephs are the hottest guys on this planet and the girl that gets his heart is a lucky one.

Girl 1* hey your dating joseph right?
girl 2* yea he's the hottest guy on the planet and I'm happy he's all mine.
girl 1* I wish I had a Joseph.

by sjpzcp October 26, 2014