Mike Ferrell's are generally lousy car salesmen. They aren't very bright, and definitely has a small penis. They are horrible in the bedroom, the showroom, and.....the kitchen. Their deepest secret that they never want to share, is that they played soccer for many years because they couldn't make the football team. And they had an affair with a girl named Jennifer.
by eagle320jp January 13, 2020
Any beer found at a party, bar, event, on the street etc. that has been partially consumed and appears to have no owner.
by Brock P. January 24, 2008