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1. the reason why teens stay out longer than what they were supposed to. A wild moose man appears when teens go outside alone without a cellphone,He steals whatever they have in their left pocket and then he chases them around for anywhere from 30 minutes to 3 hours because he wants their parents to yell at them for being late.

2. the unknown danger that parents warn their kids about
mom: vivi!! why where you gone so late?

vivian: A wild moose man attacked me mom!he stole all the change i had in my left pocket!
by KRAZEEE KRISTINA March 26, 2008

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