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A religious organization that is devoted to the belief that a woman's salvation lies in pleasing her man. It rests on the key concept that a woman's true happiness comes from the lasting attention and authentic affection from a man. The religion consists of several rules and regulations including: "Thou shalt never turn into a fat-ass." and "Thou shalt never let your man go hungry." Wifeism also considers the home to be a temple, in which the most sacred room of worship is the kitchen. Sorry, wearing "mom jeans" is against my religion - i recently converted to wifeism.
I was tired of being an angry feminist, and so i joined wifeism - now i regularly get oral sex! |
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